SAL BOBO ASPARAGUS
The main star of the show! Sal's one dream in life is to have world-fame
JIL MARMALADE JARMALADE GARMALADY II JR.
Ms. Jil has a long last name because its funny, in fact thats why she does mostly anything, because it would be funny
BOSSMAN
50 PERCENT THE BOSS 50 PERCENT THE MAN!!! HE OWNS 50 PERCENT OF YOU TOO!!
JACK
A man with a pure heart, Jack only wants the best for his co-workers
NERD
Nerd is a by the books guy, if he was on a date he would have a book of 100 dating tips under the table...
X-GUY
pure evil
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3 Strikes
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The rod of destiny calls